Just had a great idea! 6-word car reviews...

"BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires" (biturbo228) 01/29/2016 at 11:34 • Filed to: None

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We all love car reviews, but who in this hectic modern world has more than a second or two to read things anymore? To that end, here’s some I made earlier :)

Lightweight peppy fun. Endure hairdresser jokes.

RWD golden child. Needs a turbo.

Fuck yeah ‘murica! 165bhp 5.7l V8

Most beautiful car. Learn to solder.

“Nader killed our car!” - Apologists claim

M3 fighter...Lexus likes to think.

What is luxury? MORE WALNUT TRIM!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:38

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Lives up to its name - party.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/29/2016 at 11:40

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Excellent!

Just given me an idea for another one :)

Business out back, party up front.

TheHondaBro > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:40

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car car car car car car

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:40

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This is a car. It exists.

Party-vi > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:40

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[Insert any new car]

I’ll buy one...in ten years.

~ Jalops

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:43

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A literally “fun sized” Audi S4.

Ash78, voting early and often > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:43

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Carries eight, space to make more.

TheHondaBro > Party-vi 01/29/2016 at 11:43

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Won’t buy... Doesn’t come with manual

Too expensive... y u do dis

Front wheel drive? No thank you

Ford Ford Ford Mazda Mazda Mazda

Please sell me the fun car

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:43

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Leaks? No, that’s a rustproofing system.

Gets you anywhere - annoyed and filthy.

DrJohannVegas > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:44

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Um, what was the question again?

Bring cocaine. Bring all the cocaine.

I have made a huge mistake...

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Party-vi 01/29/2016 at 11:45

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More manuals! I can’t buy new...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:45

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Not a unit-frame, it’s a fuselage.

crowmolly > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:46

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Sorry to hear about your dick

Party-vi > TheHondaBro 01/29/2016 at 11:46

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Do not buy one, fucking ever.

Hot Takes Salesman > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:46

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Twice the turbos, twice the fun

TheHondaBro > Ash78, voting early and often 01/29/2016 at 11:46

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That’s seven.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/29/2016 at 11:46

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"It's called character!" - British classic experience

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:47

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Not an accord. Never will be.

PushToStart > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:47

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Wait, I thought the elcamino was business in the front, party in the back. Like a mullet.

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro 01/29/2016 at 11:47

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Yup...I meant for a comma. Damn, this is harder than haiku.

TheHondaBro > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:47

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Fast as hell, no one cares.

Alternatively:

Could be cool, but isn’t Ford

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > Ash78, voting early and often 01/29/2016 at 11:47

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Oh no that’s 7!

Carries eight. Space to make more ;)

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:48

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Wheel, cylinders, removed to save weight.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:48

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Everything you need. Nothing you want.

Party-vi > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:48

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Possibly my favorite

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/29/2016 at 11:49

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Same corporate face, repeated ad infinitum

Nibby > Party-vi 01/29/2016 at 11:51

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Most Jalop car, in the world.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/29/2016 at 11:51

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Hah :) that could apply to any tedious penalty box as well

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > PushToStart 01/29/2016 at 11:54

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohB…

I did like the mullet reference, but my thinking was bed means business (in both a literal sense and Flight of the Conchords sense, see link)

The Ghost of Oppo > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:54

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Will never come to America, Maté

The Ghost of Oppo > Party-vi 01/29/2016 at 11:55

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They should match a hatch/wagon version

Chariotoflove > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:57

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Can I do a haiku instead?

Tarted up Tahoe

Can’t kill best money maker

Cadillac is sad

The Ghost of Oppo > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 11:57

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We did not lie, cough, cough

Panther Brown Tdi Volvo Shooting Brake Manual Miata RWD Wagon Stole HondaBro's Accord. > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 12:02

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V tec just kicked in bro!

gawdzillla > TheHondaBro 01/29/2016 at 12:06

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I don’t care about driving appliance

gawdzillla > DrJohannVegas 01/29/2016 at 12:08

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I should have bought that warranty

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 12:19

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Please, don’t call me an Aveo.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/29/2016 at 12:21

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No three door for you, Cowboy.

Master Cylinder > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 12:21

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It is too a real Porsche.

Justin T. Westbrook > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 01/29/2016 at 12:26

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Supposedly a Cadillac worker once said “It isn’t that bad.”

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > TheHondaBro 01/29/2016 at 13:03

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COTD

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > TheHondaBro 01/29/2016 at 13:04

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More like:
Lower redline, more weight. Fanboys drool.

TheHondaBro > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 01/29/2016 at 13:05

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7:50 Nurburgring time. Ferrari 430 slow.

marshknute > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 13:28

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Official car of divorced dad alimony checks.

JR1 > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/29/2016 at 13:56

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Bigger than most fuselages

Vicente Esteve > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 14:30

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All the car you’ll ever need

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often 01/29/2016 at 14:47

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I know what you meant. It was excellent.

Flyboy is FAA certified insane > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 14:58

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Is not always driven by hairdressers

boxrocket > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 01/29/2016 at 23:01

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(or)

Avoid buyimg one, at all costs.

(Experiential bias may be at play)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires 02/03/2016 at 13:59

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These are good. You should do more.

ateamfan42 > TheHondaBro 02/03/2016 at 16:34

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Just Some Car. None more beige.

ateamfan42 > boxrocket 02/03/2016 at 16:45

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Someone has to make rental cars.

BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 02/04/2016 at 08:20

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Thanks :) next time I've got a lull at work I'll cook some more up :)